Friday, January 19, 2007

"Cut or uncut?"

I was standing in line in a shop the other day and found myself reading one of those signs that said "our staff have a right to do their work free from harassment, threats, violence etc".

It was a bread shop.


  1. My stand up friend Simon starts his routine with "I was in a wool shop the other day, and there was a sign saying 'all breakages must be paid for'". It's a true story.

  2. Anonymous10:30 am

    So, the worm has turned.
    Whatever happened to;

    "Please don't ask for credit as a smack in the mouth often offends"

    (You just know when you see one of those signs you're in for some crap service, served to you smugly with one eye on the disclaimer)