Friday, February 01, 2008

Someday we'll look back

Britney Spears is hospitalised because of her mental instability.
Amy Winehouse has to be driven into rehab following increasingly "erratic" behaviour.
Jonathan Ross, David Walliams and Russell Brand retreat under a hail of abuse after attempting to placate a crowd during a Morrissey concert.
David Beckham takes his bat home to Los Angeles after failing to get picked for his hundredth international cap, leaving disappointed guests at a charity dinner.
For years people have been speculating that the tide was about to go out for celebrity fever. This may be the week it finally turned.


  1. One can really only hope so, but I doubt it.

  2. I've just watched Gallipoli on Film Four. As each wave of young hopefuls went over the top and were steadily mown down, there seemed an inexhaustible supply of fresh young flesh ready to take their place.

  3. Anonymous8:39 am

    I didn't know David Beckham had a pet bat. What's it called?