Last week we visited the factory set up by designer and silversmith David Mellor in Hathersage.
I have come to the conclusion that I have no feeling for small delicate items like knives and forks. I do my best to inspect them politely but I'm yawning inside. I'm the same when I'm looking in a jewellers' window. It's speaking a language I can't begin to understand.
However, I was pleased to note that Mellor also designed big fat, useful things like traffic lights. I want one.